I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
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