She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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