All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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