fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
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