I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
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