Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
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