i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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