I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
Just brushed my teeth...forgot we used this toothbrush in bed last night.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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