Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
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