Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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