If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
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