He is an equal opportunity slut.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
Randomize
