at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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