i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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