On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
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