normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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