This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
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