What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
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