So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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