Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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