He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
where does the pee come out of this thing
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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