he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
she told me i tasted like america
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
Randomize
