he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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