girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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