GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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