There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
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