Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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