I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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