that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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