apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
Randomize
