you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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