obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
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