hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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