If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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