Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
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