I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
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