we're out of white wine, toilet paper and windex... too hard to explain via text
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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