I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
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