Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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