Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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