is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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