no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
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