Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
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