i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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