marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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