real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
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