This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
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