dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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