so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
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