she asked me if the dress made her look fat, i told her no - the fat made her look fat.
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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