It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
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